False Hope
1 minute agoravenclawgirl29thatsonofamitch 57,451 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

[lordvoldything]

tastefullyoffensive:

[lordvoldything]

1 hour agogurugentastefullyoffensive 22,207 notes

toptumbles:

Funky traffic cop doing it right

5 hours agoxejintoptumbles.com 17,408 notes

toastradamus:

no

the world is NOT a beautiful place

there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas

the world is a horrifying place

6 hours agofuckyeahloldemorttoastradamus 142,545 notes
stives:

Watching the world pass by…

stives:

Watching the world pass by…

7 hours agoshy-cloudsstives 3,025 notes

orgasmic-humor:

lovepox:

i always wear my cutest clothes to the airport because what if i sit next to a young rich spoiled heir to his father’s company that unexpectedly falls in love with the poor student

but wouldn’t they be in first class?

7 hours agopage-404-not-foundlovepox 17,227 notes
The signs thoughts:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes.

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said.

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultured swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more.

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep.

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend.

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

7 hours agoracingbarakarts12-stars 58,617 notes

khaldawgo:

ultrafacts:

For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts

Curiosity rover singing happy birthday to itself kind of makes me sad

7 hours agoracingbarakartsultrafacts 9,850 notes
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everygoosechase:

This night is sparkling, don’t you let it go,
I’m wonderstruck, blushing all the way home.
I’ll spend forever wondering if you knew,
I was enchanted to meet you too.

7 hours agoaobaseragekiseverygoosechase 1,380 notes

frostingpeetaswounds:

me in an argument 

image

7 hours agohumoristicsfrostingpeetaswounds 57,356 notes

funkies:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

I have never watched a better video in my entire life.

7 hours agomilkyytealame-waves 332,337 notes
yoyosufo:

the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously


His name is Chunk omg

yoyosufo:

the-jaeger-pilot:

Chunk takes his education very seriously

His name is Chunk omg

7 hours agodaisugawaramsmarveldanvers 221,166 notes
just-fabe:

upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

Goals

just-fabe:

upgraders:

peterfromtexas:

A garage to park your boat, on your yacht.

rich people are f**ked up

Goals

7 hours agofuckyeahloldemortfencehopping 200,106 notes

realjunko:

EVERYONE PUT THIS GIF ON YOUR BLOG IMMEDIATLY IT WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE VIRUS!!

image

7 hours agohumoristicsjolyene 569,437 notes
vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

vagisodium:

he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain

8 hours agofollow-steve-into-the-darkryulongd 463,236 notes
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