False Hope
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nickelbackthatassup:

no emoji in the world can replace the depth of :/

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dorrrito:

when you’re at a new friend’s house and u too shy to ask for foodimage

4 hours agototally-relatabledorrrito 18,710 notes

So I found an escaped convict on Street View.

So I found an escaped convict on Street View.

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holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

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orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

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apocketuniverse:

twitter is a magical place

apocketuniverse:

twitter is a magical place

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frostychick:

niallar:

am i the only person left on earth that hasn’t seen frozen 

a kingdom of isolation and it looks like ur the queen

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theists:

do you ever look back and realize your selfie game has improved 500% 

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dirtylittlechemist:

halffizzbin:

sra-foreveralone:

best response to a sexist boyfriend

If you haven’t seen She’s The Man yet you need to examine your life choices.

I love this film so damn much

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travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

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aduhm:

aduhm:

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caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

caseyanthonyofficial:

drunktrophywife:

Is it illegal to have sex in a dressing room

I’ve gotten in trouble for jerking it in one so

But is it
illegal

I jerked off in a dressing room do I sound like a lawyer

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