the world is NOT a beautiful place
there is a fish that swims up urethras, anglerfish males dissolve their own face and turn into a gonad in order to reproduce, and there is a bug that drills his dick into the female because they don’t have vaginas
the world is a horrifying place
i always wear my cutest clothes to the airport because what if i sit next to a young rich spoiled heir to his father’s company that unexpectedly falls in love with the poor student
but wouldn’t they be in first class?
Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes.
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said.
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultured swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more.
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep.
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend.
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex.
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
This night is sparkling, don’t you let it go,
I’m wonderstruck, blushing all the way home.
I’ll spend forever wondering if you knew,
I was enchanted to meet you too.
me in an argument
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